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Originality.....DEAD.......

There was a time not so long ago that you could actually remember all the names of the singers and actors/actresses you see or hear on the radio. Back then, when you go to the cinema, the fare was only around RM3~RM4. And you can be sure those movies will have you at the edge of your seats. Why? Was it Script? Was it the Actors/Actresses? Well, it was both.

Back then, whenever your hear a tune on the radio, you know it's original. You know the composer poured his heart and soul into it so that us listener will be touched by the the lyrics and moved by the tune.

Sadly, gone were the days when Originality reigned.......

It's different now.....

These days, you'll have to pay a freaking RM9 just see a movie. What's worse? Seeing a movie so bad, you feel like spitting at the poster on your way out. Oh the effects are wonderful these days. So many things you can do with CG (Computer Generated) these days. But what ever happened to originality and imaginative script writing? Many scripts Freaking Sucks. And we more and more REMAKES of movies from the past (War of the Worlds, Amityville Horror, King Kong, Charlie's Angels, Michael Jack...ops!!! i meant Charlie's Chocolate Factory.........). And how about the remakes from Japanese films (The Ring, The Ring 2, Dark Water.......). What's up with that? i'm sure the script writers can do better than that! If they only spent more time thinking rather than sleeping around with their Fame and scratching their furry butts.

It's no wonder the movie industry is dying........

And as if it wasn't enough.......

i turned on the radio and if it's some black-homie-'Dawg' hip-hopping away about how he just wants to have sex with a gal a little bit, it's some other black-homie-'Dawg' rapping about how he Great he is at making women get naked. i don't have anything against black people, in fact i actually think black people are cool. And the hip-hop's very nice too. But for goodness sakes, stop playing hip-hop continuously LAH!!!!

So i changed the channel, hoping i could hear something other than black-homies-'Dawgs' hip-hopping. Nothing could've prepared me for the SHOCK, the TORTURE, the HORROR.......i heard.........Jolin Tsai......Singing a mandarin version of Jewel's "They"!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And to think the D.J. commented that it was a cute song!? Jolin's famous for doing this though......remember "Don't Stop" in her debut album... and her image...... 'coincidentially' looks so much like Ayumi Hamasaki! *COUGH!*copycat*COUGH!*

That's not all....this morning crystalcrismoon just gave one of the most horrifying new of all. It was more frightening than hearing that you have AIDS. More scary than seeing a 90-year-old A Mah naked. More terrifying than seeing Arnold nude........ it was the news of her hearing the madarin version of Numa Numa Dance on the radio! ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!! KNN!!!!!!!!! CCB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Say it ain't so!!!!!
SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's really, truely, terribly HORRIJIBLE AH!!!!

ORIGINALITY IS DEAD!!!!!!! IT'S DEAD I TELL YOU!!!!!!!