After the recent haircut i had,
i am now an official Dork.......oh crap......

but then again,
that's what you get for not wanting to go the extra mile to pay for an over-rated haircut over at one of those, so-called, hair professional saloons.

which brings us today's topic....


Gel, the artificial semen on the head!



Many of my friends and aquaintances have asked me the same questions over and over again......


"Why don't you just use some gel on your hair and make it look better?"


Ah, Gel. One of the inventions of mankind. How do you use it? You put it all over your hair and shape it to the style you desire. And as a result, you,supposedly, look better than you actually do and Girls will dig you for your Macho Looks.......


Yeah, right.......


Indeed, gel is one of the best inventions since bread came sliced. True, when you apply it on your hear and comb your hair right, girls Do indeed pay more attention to you when you're talking to them. Well, sometimes.......anyways......


However, all that beauty doesn't come without a price. It's always a hassle washing your hair clean after the day/date is over.


i hate doing that. What's worse is that you can never get everything out after only one wash. And if the gel has a strong smell, it will form another smell when it combines with the smell of you shampoo and Vua~la~! The perfect tear gas is created. The stench is horrible.


but, that's not the entire story......


Remember the movie "There's something about Mary?", the one starring Cameron Diaz and Ben Stiller. No? Then you're pretty much too young to be reading blogs, so go to bed! Anyway, there's a part in the movie where the guy was about to go out with Mary and a friend of his tells him that he should go out "louded". So off he goes with a piece of newspaper clipping full of pictures of girls into his bathroom. What's he up to? Du'uh!


So he was reaching his climax when Mary arrived at his door. The guy, startle by the knock at his door, didn't see where he ejaculated......and when he opens the door, Mary saw some "Gel" hanging from his ear.....and she took it an spread it over the front of her hair!!!


HORRIBLE!!!!


And thus, i was truamatized!! (yeah, right...)


but one thing's for sure, i despise the feeling of putting on gel. i love to feel the wind blowing through my hair on a windy afternoon. i love to run my fingers through my hair, though i've been warned that it's going to make me bald. And putting on gel just takes that all away.


besides, any girl who likes you for what you look like on the outside, is as shallow as water in a plate, despite how deep her pussy may be.


So, guys, the next time you put gel on your hair.....think of the movie.....