1 December nOw tHis iS iNteresting....

Daily Mockery

i'Ve finally decided to register an account at Deviant Art.....

tHough, i'm still yet to post up any of my own drawings.....

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tHey sAy sHe wOke uP oN tHe wRong sIde of the pOol....

sOmething caugh my eye at yahoo this morning just at i was moving out there. tHe title read

"Killer Whale Scare at SeaWorld"

hEre's the lInk to the orginal article.

aPparently, this Orca (a.k.a. Killer-Whale), pulled its trainer into the water, not once, but twice during their show. sHow, as in having them, both trainers and Orcas, leaping around in all directions like a nervous Chiwawa on ecstasy and getting audiences wet.

fRom the article, experts explained that this kind of behavior was not unheard of as Orcas would sometimes behave differently according to their mood and health....

tHe article also points out that this incident happened when they were about to do the orcajumpupundertrainerandtrainerjumpofforcanose trick. iNstead of leaping up from under the trainer, it grabbed the trainer by the foot and dragged him under...

hOnestly speaking, i really don't blame the Orca. lEt's analyse shall we?

yOu are taken from the your natural home, a place where the horizon is the limit, fill with fresh, lively fish, surrounded by your family and friends and then put into a tiny water tank, fed dead fish everyday, forced to swim in you own shit, put on display and for millions of small, monkey-like creatures to see, then forced to learn stupid, pointless, degrading tricks, fed more dead fish, forced to perform those stupid, pointless, degrading tricks in front of millions of those small, monkey-like creatures several times a day, more dead fish.........

rIght.... iS there any wonder why this Orca went off the edge at all? sEriously, if i were the one in that situation, i would have ran my face against the aquarium wall till my head cracked and i die.....

aNd as if all that wasn't enough, they had to go and do this:

"Kasatka made headlines in 2001 when she became the first killer whale to successfully give birth in captivity after being artificially inseminated."

yEs, they got you pregnant, without your consent. aNd it's nothing like they set you up on a blind date with a hunky, Legolas like Orca, and you two fall in love and have babies. nO~ tHey get you Loaded then inject sperm from an unknow source! nExt thing you know, you're carrying QuasimotoKillerWhale's babie, without even having the chance to experience the sacred ritual of sex!

wAit, doesn't that sound like the thing we humans call....Rape?? iSn't that illegal in most parts of the world??

aNd to think the 'experts' over at Sea World are puzzled over what could've caused this kind of behavior..... rIght.... experts they say......