19 dEcember Christmas iS nExt wEek!

Daily Mockery

eVery year, around the time October waltz around, life becomes a living hell.....

tHe air is cursed by the unholy stench of the cursed fruit.....
a Stench that could knock someone out......
a Cursed fruit only those addicted would love......

tHus every October.....marks the annual dawn of.....

dUrian season.........

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rEminiscence oF a sNake......

iT was sometime at the dawn age of a mighty ruler of game console, the Playstation 2. aS games were slowly spouting out one by one, came a sequal to a game which made its way into the hearts of many gamers whence it was was released on the previous console ruler, the PS.....

tHis was a game that allowed you to play hide and seek and tag at the same time....
tHis was a game where you can lock an unconscious guy in a locker.....
tHis was a game that allowed you to lock yourself in a locker......
tHis was a game that let let you fool you enemies with a toy soldier + a touch light...
tHis was a game that you could shoot someone continuously in the head/arse/crotch with a traquilizer gun early in the game.....

tHis was also a game that allowed you to do this.....

cOsplay as a box......

tHe game swept through the gaming world like a tsunami. bOth the enhanced graphics and improved gameplay caused quite a commotion back when it was first released......

sOme fans even went the the extent of making a real-life parody of it.....

i'Ve played it.....though didn't finish it.....yEt.....
bUt it was enough for it to leave its mark in my head......even till today....

lAst week, the family went out and bought a new washing machine. aNd of course, with the machine, came the box.....

aNd along with the box, came.....

instant fun......