dAily mOckery
i Haven't been able to update much lately.....
nO it's not because i'm lazy
iT's cause i was really caught-up with work.....
yEah....
lIke anyone's going to believe that.....
bUt it's the truth........
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jOurney tO tHe wEst: pArt dEux~!
bTw, the Pi-Pa is a Chinese musical instrument.
dAily mOckery
i'Ve been urging myself to post about my trip since i got back.....
i'Ve even bought a notebook (inSingapore X3) to record the funny things that happened throughout the trip......
bUt it wasn't until a week later that i finally pushed myself off my lazy arse to actually do it......
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jOurney tO tHe wEst - pArt oNe~~!!
Johore 機場那一幕讓本來吸氣準備衝刺的‘石角肉丸’大噴口水.....結果笑得無法衝刺......趕不上巴士，我們卻因爲這件事（我的舉動）而在大街上大笑起來。 我看旁人一定把我們當成一群瘋子......
(tHe scene at Johore air-port made Batu Kawa Bakyi, who had just gotten ready to dash, lose his concerntration....though we didn't manage to get on the bus, we started laughing about it (my actions) in the middle of the street. bEt the people watching were ready to call the looney bin on us.......)
在新加坡，我們走了來半天，還是不見旅館的行蹤..... 問路人，卻多數需不太清楚是哪一間...... 不過，我倒發現，那裏的人都很友. 有的甚至還會自動上前來幫忙指路呢！ 對這些人，我在這裡向你們說聲：謝謝！！
(aT Singapore, we walked for miles, but the hotel was no where to be found..... mOst of the locals there haven't even heard of of before.... tHough, i've noticed that people there are very friendly and helpful. sOme of them even came up to give us directions voluntarily! tO these people, i would like to say a big: THANK YOU!!!!)
dAily mOckery
aM still worried about how everything's going turn-out for this trip.
bUt then again......
i Really should relax and enjoy it.......
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wIth mY kNapsack oN mY bAck~~~
i Know, i know, it's only West Malaysia. nOthing to be worked-up about. bUt it's the first time we decided to try a back-packing trip! bAck packing meaning we will be trying to have fun, go to as many places, with as little expenses as possible. hEnce, enters the excitement again!
dAily mOckery
tHe innocent ones are always the first to suffer......
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bLurry....tHerefore i aM......
tHere's even once that i suddenly asked myself that question......after i've unzipped my pants standing in-front of a urinal...........
dAily mOckery
dId you know?
tHat the Malaysian Anthem's tune came from a Hawaiian Song?
Mamula Moon - Felix Mendelssohn
iNteresting isn't it.......
iF you could do this, why stop others from doing it?
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豬豬出糗記
古人說：
(tHey say:)
"Never judge a book by its cover"
dAily mOckery
iT's ironic with you love it when it rains.....
yEt you can't stand how cold it gets in your office during a rainy day.....
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COLD~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!
爲什麽不調小？
因爲空調是由在這座建築物底層控制室超卓。 租客必須通過工作人員來調整空調.....不幸的是，我們辦公室的溫度調整器竟然都坏掉了......
於是......只有認.........
(yOu may ask why don't we just tune it down a little?
wEll, it's because all air-conditioning in the building is controlled by the control-room on the ground floor. Tenants can only make adjustments through the building staffs....uNfortunately, the Termal-controllers here at my office are all busted......
tHerefore.....there nothing much we could do.....)
dAily mOckery
tHe fUnny thing is that i still work so hard to even though i know not many read this blog.......
bUt you who read.
aRe the reason i carry-on.
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wHo's tHe cLown hEre!?
*沒錯！是振動！因爲發抖的速度實在太快了！好厲害耶！！
(iNdeed! VIBRATE! cOuse he was trembling too fast to just be trembling alrady!!)
當時好像是超市開張，所以人潮很多。 我們是早上飛往詩巫，傍晚飛囘古晉。記得我們竟被超市的報導員介紹成外國來的小丑......
(i Think it was an opening event at that super market. wE flew to Sibu in the morning and back to Kuching in the evening. tHe D.J. at the supermarket actually introduced us to be from a foreign country.....)
dAily mOckery
"There should be no discrimination amongst ranks~!", said the President to his guests as he smacks his black maid around for spilling the coffee........
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4D aLso nOt sO cHun aH~!!!!
修理店的老闆告訴我若需要超過RM150來修理的話，他就不修了，因爲覺得不值得......結果，修理費竟是RM135.........
今晚又得將熒幕回去修......
tHe guy at the shop told me that if the price for repairs is above RM150, then he won't do the repairs course he thinks it's not worth it.... sO he charged me RM135 for the repairs.......
i'Ll need to send the monitor back to the shop again tonight......
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dId anyone noticed that Bumblebee parked himself beside a dusty-old-yellow Vox Wagen in the Transformers movie?
iT kinda makes it look like they're trying to imply something there......
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tRansformers: oPtical iLlussion~~!
dOn't laugh!
yOu've also done it before~!!!
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mY Bro commented that if Hot Rod were to be put into the Transformers sequel, he'd most probably be a Chevy Corvette........
oH gOsh.......pOor Hot Rod.........such a down-grade.......
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Nissan Sunny! Transform~!!!!
yEs i'm still suffering from Post-Transformers Syndrome...........
aNd loving every minute of it....
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yOu know what they say,
gOod CG and great sPecial eFfects usually mean.....
a Sucky script........
aNd they were rIght!
f-TOOOOT-! yOu Michael Bay! yOu s-TOOOOT-!
yOur name really should be read in HOKKIEN with your 'ch' pronounced as in 'Chair'!!
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pOst-tRansformers sYndrome....
i Still despise Michael Bay for changing the story so much. bUt the new designs for the Transformers are growing own me......
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:::SPOILER WARNING:::
High-Lights of the movie for me:-
- wHen Optimus Prime Spoke and i we hear the familiar voice of Peter Cullen. (goosbumps~~~~)
- wHen Megatron said,"You've failed me once again, StarScream!" (>w< fAmous Line~)
- wHen all the Autobots were hiding from Sam's parents. (hillarious!!!)
dIssappointmets........:-
- StarScream did not sound like StarScream at all.......his voice should be annoying...
- tHe way Megatron died was...too....err........easy.........
- nEarly all the Decepticons were dead towards the end......
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sO far i've i head 3 versions of Avril's new song "Girlfriend"
tHere's there original English one......
aNd then there's the Mandarin one and the Japanese one......
i Can't help noticing the Mandarin/Japanese parts of the song sounded like they were cut and pasted into the song...........
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AKATSUKI~!?
其實，這好像不只發生一次......
(aCtually, i think this happened more than once.....)
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fIrst they put up glass panels and call it our office.....
tHen the air-conditioning temperature is lowerred......
nOw it really feels like the Polar Bear Exhibition room........
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Optimus!? STD!?!
備註 (footnote)：
>Convoy 就是 Optimus Prime (Convoy Is Optimus)
>STD:-
Sexually
Transmitted
Disease
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wHen the said sent their messenger out along with a note 'Do not shoot the messenger', tHey got his head back with a note 'He wasn't shot, he was slashed up instead'.......
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iT's cAlling mE......mY pRecious.........
精靈武器系統是只有付費玩家才能享受的其中一個項目。 最近都因爲沒什麽多餘的錢，所以都沒有買瑪奇地夢想生活配套。 於是，亞斯藍大劍就被擺到一邊去集灰塵...... 這次，我打算在精靈實體化實行后從新讓亞斯藍出來透透風! 我實在很想看到他實體化那帥氣的模樣！！
(tHe weapon ego system is only something paying players can enjoy. lAtely i haven't any extra money thus didn't any of their paying kits. hEnce, my claymore of Azlan has been set aside, collecting dust in my inventory..... tHis time around, in the light of the weapon ego summoning skill, i plan to let Azlan out for some fresh air! i really want to see how cool he looks being summoned!)
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wAlking backwards in life will only result in falling into the same holes you fell into before, hence getting injured in the same places as before.
tHe moral of it?
wAlk fOrward!
dU'uh~~~!!
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aNd tHen tHere wEre 3......
小小很喜歡把另一只我們叫‘呣呣’(因爲它實在長得很像牛！) 的小狗當作枕頭睡。 自從他被人家抱走之後，小小好像覺得少了什麽般......
(Small^2 loves to use another puppy we named "MooMoo" (because it really looked like a COW!) as a pillow. sInce they took him away, Small^2 has been feeling like she's missing something......)
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wHen people say "You haven't changed one bit!" at a reunion, is it really a good thing?
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Yio Chia Hia? 18-SX Bah!
忽然記的第一次看到這貼紙時，司機竟然是位女性.....
也許她真的不會選擇貼紙......
又或者她真的是那麽大方的一個人？
(i Remember the first time i saw this bumper-sticker, it was a lady at the wheel...
eIther she really has bad taste in bumper-stickers.....
oR she really IS such an open person?)
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A : "How many times have you made the wrong choice, only to have it turn around and bite you in the arse?"
B : "Why do you think my arse is covered with bandages........"
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pLumber pLumber, cAll tHe pLumber!
(pLease play the K.O. theme for the last pic.....)
