12 aPril lUck mY fReaking aRse!

Daily Mockery

aNger and rAge? wHat's the difference?

aNger is when you get pissed-off and you know why you are angry....

rAge, means you jump the guy, smack his face into a pulp, break his glasses, stomp on his balls, cut his tie and rip his heart out......
oNly to remember later that all he did was say "Dude! WASSAAAAAAAAP~~~!".......

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yOu lOok aT the bAck! nO nEed lOok iN fRont!?

[1] AND YET THEY SAY THOSE BORN IN THE YEAR OF THE DOG ARE LUCKY THIS YEAR!

還好那個人願意賠償......
(tHe good thing is the guy agreed to pay for repairs.....)
只是，還得等到下個星期二......
(tHe bad thing is that i need to wait till next tUesday to get it fixed.....)