26 oCtober ALUMOR AMOUR!!!

dAily mOckery

oCcassional rEview~!

iF you own a PSP, and are looking for something that provides great protection to the console, and fits perfectly. tHen this is what you're looking for!

tHis, is the Capdase Alumor Metal Casing for the PSP. iT comes with a silicon cover, an unbreakable screen protector and, get this, an ALLOY amour to ensure perfect protection!

aNd if that's not enough, it comes in several colours! i Personally own a black one.

aCcording to them, they should release the PSP Slim version by the end of the year.

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PSP 兇案！ wHen PSP(s) aTtacks!

備註：此乃真人真事....
(NOTE : tHis was an actual incident....)

22 oCtober sOmeONE wEnt aNd cHanged hIs nAme~!

dAily mOckery

(^ = A=^)""

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tAles of nEw hAir.........

那同事的位子正背向門。所以每次豬豬出現在門口時，電腦熒幕就會反照出她的影子..... 杯弓蛇影啊......
(tHat colleague has her back towards the door. tHat's why when Piggy appears at the door, her reflection will appear of the monitor...... tAlk about Optical Illusions.....)

17 oCtober 1337

dAily mOckery

rEading my journal always makes me h the sudden urge to Smack my younger self.........

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空手入白刃！

所以，打球時，最好還是集中精神......
(tHis is why we should always pay attention while playing......)

12 oCtober hOw cOme tHey gEt a dAy oFf!?

dAily mOckery

sEasonal wIshes~

tO aLl my Islam homies out there~!

SELAMAT HARI RAYA~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!

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fOrmula fOr lIfe

fOr those who don't know, i work at a college and intake season just passed. tHis is usually one of the most stressful time of the year, so i get a bit of insomnia this time around. tHus playing the PSP relaxes me, though it's not until the wee hours of morning that i finally doze off......tHus, enters insufficient sleep. lUcky for me, intake season ends today and Raya holidays begin tomorrow~! tIme to do some catching-up!!!

i'Ll still be going visiting though~!

05 oCt lIzards

dAily mOckery

i Know it's all fake and all.....

aNd the acting and the effects aren't all so great either.....

bUt Pet Cemetery is still some scary shit......

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sCared hAlf tO dEath.....

tHere's a restaurant on the same floor as my office. tHeir waiter uniform is dark coloured. aNd i think this happened, only because i had bad experiences with dogs when i was a kid.

i Still love dogs though.

29 sEpt tAbleTing aT wOrk~~~

dAily mOckery

i Swapped my duties with a colleague so that i won't have to work next Saturday.....

bUt then, due to intake season, i will be on duty again next Sunday.......

tHere goes my weekend.............

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sCary tOilets......

現代的人，還是不懂得使用最基本的科技.........可悲.......
(hUmans today still don't know how to use one of most basic inventions yet........sad......)

26 sEpt eBook eBook eBook~~~~~

dAily mOckery

nOthing beats the fresh feeling of waking up in the morning....
oNly to realize....
yOu have to go to work........

pRiceless........

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mE & a bLackcaT e-Book~~

tHanks to Nicholas, my blog has been made into an e-Book and is now free for download

HERE

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19 sEpt sIck aS a dOg......

dAily mOckery

rEpeat after me:

i Am not a Elvan Cleric....
i Am not a Elvan Cleric....
i Am not a Elvan Cleric....
i Am not a Elvan Cleric....

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iMmunity mY aRse.....

14 sEpt sE tOh bEi lEi bEi lEi

dAily mOckery

tHe worse thing that could ever happen to you.....
iS waking up one morning to realize that you are the same as everybody else.....

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sTrawberry sYndrome

12 sEpt uNder mY uMbrella...ella..ella..eh eh....

dAily mOckery

i Mock myself.....

80Frames.....aNd only less than 1min of animation........

Priceless......

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sAmurai??

大概是因爲我看太多浪客劍心了罷.......
(i Think i've had too much of Rounin Kenshin.......)

11 sEptember jAy jAy jAy jAy........

dAily mOckery

aLl animals are equal.....
bUt some animals are more equal than equal.....

tHis is what happens when pigs rule the farm....

dOn't know what i mean?
gO read animal farm......

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mInd f--Cked? Jay Chow~!

dOn't get me wrong, i like Jay's songs. tHat's actually the main reason i got Mind-f--cked by him in the first place, cause i listen to his songs over and over again till they're stuck in my head.....

bUt i guess you could say the guy writes songs which really relate to us on a personal level, very down to earth, very human. i Can still sing 安靜 (silence) by-heart. tHe song accompanied me through my hardest time a few years back. nOw, it's a song i can really sing well if asked to sing karaoke.

06 sEptember mInus oNe tEnor......

Luciano Pavarotti

fOr those who don't know who this is, or are too young to remember who this is, meet Pavarotti, one of the greatest (errr....no pun intended) man/singer that had ever lived.

hE was known not only for his 'presence', but even more for his voice.

Pavarotti,
a name that had followed me all through the years,
a name that had made it's way into jokes and admiration in my life,
a voice any man, who had sung the tenor part would kill for,
aN inspiration, a target, a standard.

Pavarotti,
hE's been called.....
hE was 71....
tHus another voice is silenced.....

Pavarotti,
yOur spirit lives on in your legacy....
yOu will always remain in my memory....

mAy you rest in peace.

5 sEptember oNe mOnth lAte

dAily mOckery

iT's been a month now since my trip.

aNd i still haven't finished my records for the trip yet.......

oNe whole month........

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mAlacca + aLi sHan = iDiots iN tHe sTreet........

起初我和豬豬本來只是想讓肉丸看看而已。 誰知道，他一看，不由自主地也跟著我們跳了起來。結果，就這樣，三個笨蛋在馬六甲的大街上，在大白天跳起阿里山-山地舞......
(aT first Piggy and i only wanted to show Bakyi. wHo would've though when he turned and saw, he unconsciously got influenced and started dancing too. tHus, 3 idiots were dancing the the Alishan folk dance in the middle of street, in broad daylight, in Malacca......)

幾個動作后，肉丸才發現自己在做什麽......
(iT was not until a few dance moves later that Bakyi finally realised what he was doing.....)

29 aUgust sUmmer's aLmost oVer....

dAily mOckery

i Haven't been able to update much lately.....
nO it's not because i'm lazy

iT's cause i was really caught-up with work.....

yEah....
lIke anyone's going to believe that.....

bUt it's the truth........

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jOurney tO tHe wEst: pArt dEux~!

bTw, the Pi-Pa is a Chinese musical instrument.

22 aUgustus cEaser!

dAily mOckery

i'Ve been urging myself to post about my trip since i got back.....
i'Ve even bought a notebook (inSingapore X3) to record the funny things that happened throughout the trip......

bUt it wasn't until a week later that i finally pushed myself off my lazy arse to actually do it......

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jOurney tO tHe wEst - pArt oNe~~!!

Johore 機場那一幕讓本來吸氣準備衝刺的‘石角肉丸’大噴口水.....結果笑得無法衝刺......趕不上巴士，我們卻因爲這件事（我的舉動）而在大街上大笑起來。 我看旁人一定把我們當成一群瘋子......
(tHe scene at Johore air-port made Batu Kawa Bakyi, who had just gotten ready to dash, lose his concerntration....though we didn't manage to get on the bus, we started laughing about it (my actions) in the middle of the street. bEt the people watching were ready to call the looney bin on us.......)

在新加坡，我們走了來半天，還是不見旅館的行蹤..... 問路人，卻多數需不太清楚是哪一間...... 不過，我倒發現，那裏的人都很友. 有的甚至還會自動上前來幫忙指路呢！ 對這些人，我在這裡向你們說聲：謝謝！！
(aT Singapore, we walked for miles, but the hotel was no where to be found..... mOst of the locals there haven't even heard of of before.... tHough, i've noticed that people there are very friendly and helpful. sOme of them even came up to give us directions voluntarily! tO these people, i would like to say a big: THANK YOU!!!!)

06 aUgust TOMORROW's IT!!!!!!

dAily mOckery

aM still worried about how everything's going turn-out for this trip.

bUt then again......
i Really should relax and enjoy it.......

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wIth mY kNapsack oN mY bAck~~~

i Know, i know, it's only West Malaysia. nOthing to be worked-up about. bUt it's the first time we decided to try a back-packing trip! bAck packing meaning we will be trying to have fun, go to as many places, with as little expenses as possible. hEnce, enters the excitement again!

Find out your Harry Potter personality at LiquidGeneration!

mUahkakakaka~~~
wEll, his birthday (31 July) IS only 2 days away from mine after all~~

2 aUgust OMG iT's nExt wEek~!!!

dAily mOckery

tHe innocent ones are always the first to suffer......

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bLurry....tHerefore i aM......

tHere's even once that i suddenly asked myself that question......after i've unzipped my pants standing in-front of a urinal...........

27 jUly cOme cOme gIant tRial!

dAily mOckery

dId you know?
tHat the Malaysian Anthem's tune came from a Hawaiian Song?
Mamula Moon - Felix Mendelssohn

iNteresting isn't it.......
iF you could do this, why stop others from doing it?

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豬豬出糗記

古人說：
(tHey say:)

"Never judge a book by its cover"

24 jUly 芳姐 HAPPIE BIRTHDAY!!!!!

dAily mOckery

iT's ironic with you love it when it rains.....
yEt you can't stand how cold it gets in your office during a rainy day.....

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COLD~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!

爲什麽不調小？
因爲空調是由在這座建築物底層控制室超卓。 租客必須通過工作人員來調整空調.....不幸的是，我們辦公室的溫度調整器竟然都坏掉了......
於是......只有認.........
(yOu may ask why don't we just tune it down a little?
wEll, it's because all air-conditioning in the building is controlled by the control-room on the ground floor. Tenants can only make adjustments through the building staffs....uNfortunately, the Termal-controllers here at my office are all busted......
tHerefore.....there nothing much we could do.....)