dAily mOckery
hAve you seen the campaign banners hanging everywhere in town?
tO think these are the people who will be representing the people in politics......
yEt they are so childish as to use low-blows to their opponents.....
tHere is no hope for this country's politics........
wHat's, throwing stones at each other?
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KanJiong~! 囧rz
Daily Mockery
"bEh hiaw siu jui kong lan par tang......"
(Direct translation: dunno how to swim say dick heavy......)
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Chinese New Year (CNY) 2008 - pArt dEux
遊戲是這樣玩的: 看到烏龜車時, 就打旁邊的人. 然後被打的, 就得找另一個人打. 就是不可回手. 打的人數無限, 所以越快就越有利.
(hEre's how it's played: when you see a VW beetle, you must hit the ones around you. tHen he/she must hit another person. nO retaliating. aNd no limit to how many you can hit. tHe fastest one has the advantage.)
真的很懷念這遊戲啊. 記得高一那年, 我的班就在路旁. 有一次快放學時, 忽然一位家長駕著烏龜車經過. 班忽然轟動起來, 玩起來了. 而不是一個兩個同學, 是全班!! 真的很難忘!!
(tHis game brings back a lot of memories. i Remember back in senior 1, my class was just by the road. oNe day just before bell, a parent drove a beetle pass the class. tHere was a sudden excitement. nOt one, not two, but the Whole Class joined in!! iT was amazing!!)
dAily mOckery
wOah.....iT's the year of Jerry / Mickey / Speedy......errr......ok......
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Chinese New Year (CNY) 2008
結果，外婆的名聲大升。 朋友都很喜歡她。 還有人說她是辣嫲......
(aS a result, Granny's popularity rose. mY friends all like her. sOmeone even called her a Cool Granny......)
dAily mOckery
dEfinition of Chinese New Year:
- eNdless chores just to prepare for a few days of celebration
- sPending extra cash on new clothing....
- wAsting time in traffic jams just to do some last minute shopping......
eVery year the circle repeats.......
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CLOVERFIELD
tHe plot was actually not bad, and i liked the concept of people having close encounters with the monsters......hOwever, the camera motion is worse than Blair Witch's......iT's Strange Days all over again for me......
dAily mOckery
i'Ve been on leave at home since Christmas Eve.
nOt one day have i not though about updating my blog.
yEt......
nOt one day have i actually got around to update it........
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tEh-C-pEng pAnas!?
NOTE:
iN case you didn't know, the 'Peng' in Teh-C-Peng means ICE. Peng is actually ICE in Hokkien.
oCcassional oCcassions
Congratulations to our DR Papa and Mami!!!!!!
wAy to go Papa-9ting! yOu did it~!!!
bEst wishes Mami-carina~!!
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sUicide bOmbers........
結果沒炸到目標..... 此乃Bomberman - 笨蛋二人組......
(wE didn't hit the target...... pResenting the Bomberman - Duo de la Dufus.....)
dAily mOckery
fInally, 2 postings later, i remember the topic i wanted to blog about........
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hA mIk gUa? hA mIk gUa~!!
tHe conversation between Mom and i:
(媽與我的對話：）
mE : Ma, what is this melon named?
（我 ：咪，這是什麽瓜？）
Mom: iT a Honeydew
（媽 ：叫哈蜜瓜。）
tHen keep repeating......
（然後重復......)
tHe reason this happened is because in Hokkein, 'Ha Mik' means 'what'. aNd it so happens 'Honeydew' is pronounced 'Ha Mik Gua' as well. tHe rest is history......
（事情會這樣，是因爲‘哈蜜’在福建話的意思是‘什麽’。於是當想問‘什麽瓜’時，基本上就和說‘哈蜜瓜’同音，於是造成誤會......)
dAily mOckery
tOo bad Claire won't get Adam's powers if she cuts off his head, like a highlander does ... X3
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mY bAck sOftly oN yOur hAir.....
其實，豬豬項說的是：我的頭髮輕輕撫摸你的背。
然而，他的老病又發作了......
(aCtually. what piggy meant was: my hair softly on your back. bUt her old habit just kicked-in again......)
dAily mOckery
i'Ve been cracking my head so hard, trying to remember the initial topic i had planned, that i actually forgot to update.......
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BURN!!!!!!
tHe 2 games in question here are:-
- Rockman X: Maverick Hunter for the PSP
- Final Fantasy Tactics A2
ファイラ - is Japanese for a Flame magic in the Final Fantasy series. pRonounced: F-a-i-ra.
dAily mOckery
wHen you tell the truth...
yOu are doubted.....
wHen you tell a lie....
tHey believe.......
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bLurred! ePisode - 2!
禍不單行，因爲那天早上剛好大門口有幾個晚班的員工還沒回家。豬豬的糊塗舉動全被他們看到了。據説還當場大笑呢......
(uNfortunate for Piggy, there were a few night shift staffs who were still lingering just outside the gate that morning and saw her absent minded actions and broke into a storm of laughter......)
dAily mOckery
oCcassional rEview~!
iF you own a PSP, and are looking for something that provides great protection to the console, and fits perfectly. tHen this is what you're looking for!
tHis, is the Capdase Alumor Metal Casing for the PSP. iT comes with a silicon cover, an unbreakable screen protector and, get this, an ALLOY amour to ensure perfect protection!
aNd if that's not enough, it comes in several colours! i Personally own a black one.
aCcording to them, they should release the PSP Slim version by the end of the year.
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PSP 兇案！ wHen PSP(s) aTtacks!
備註：此乃真人真事....
(NOTE : tHis was an actual incident....)
