Wednesday, August 22, 2007

22 aUgustus cEaser!

dAily mOckery

i'Ve been urging myself to post about my trip since i got back.....
i'Ve even bought a notebook (inSingapore X3) to record the funny things that happened throughout the trip......

bUt it wasn't until a week later that i finally pushed myself off my lazy arse to actually do it......




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jOurney tO tHe wEst - pArt oNe~~!!


Kltrip01a
Kltrip01b

Johore 機場那一幕讓本來吸氣準備衝刺的‘石角肉丸’大噴口水.....結果笑得無法衝刺......趕不上巴士,我們卻因爲這件事(我的舉動)而在大街上大笑起來。 我看旁人一定把我們當成一群瘋子......
(tHe scene at Johore air-port made Batu Kawa Bakyi, who had just gotten ready to dash, lose his concerntration....though we didn't manage to get on the bus, we started laughing about it (my actions) in the middle of the street. bEt the people watching were ready to call the looney bin on us.......)

在新加坡,我們走了來半天,還是不見旅館的行蹤..... 問路人,卻多數需不太清楚是哪一間...... 不過,我倒發現,那裏的人都很友. 有的甚至還會自動上前來幫忙指路呢! 對這些人,我在這裡向你們說聲:謝謝!!
(aT Singapore, we walked for miles, but the hotel was no where to be found..... mOst of the locals there haven't even heard of of before.... tHough, i've noticed that people there are very friendly and helpful. sOme of them even came up to give us directions voluntarily! tO these people, i would like to say a big: THANK YOU!!!!)




Monday, August 06, 2007



06 aUgust TOMORROW's IT!!!!!!

dAily mOckery

aM still worried about how everything's going turn-out for this trip.

bUt then again......
i Really should relax and enjoy it.......




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wIth mY kNapsack oN mY bAck~~~



Trip01

i Know, i know, it's only West Malaysia. nOthing to be worked-up about. bUt it's the first time we decided to try a back-packing trip! bAck packing meaning we will be trying to have fun, go to as many places, with as little expenses as possible. hEnce, enters the excitement again!




Thursday, August 02, 2007


Find out your Harry Potter personality at LiquidGeneration!


mUahkakakaka~~~
wEll, his birthday (31 July) IS only 2 days away from mine after all~~



2 aUgust OMG iT's nExt wEek~!!!

dAily mOckery

tHe innocent ones are always the first to suffer......




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bLurry....tHerefore i aM......


Blurr01

tHere's even once that i suddenly asked myself that question......after i've unzipped my pants standing in-front of a urinal...........




Friday, July 27, 2007



27 jUly cOme cOme gIant tRial!

dAily mOckery

dId you know?
tHat the Malaysian Anthem's tune came from a Hawaiian Song?
Mamula Moon - Felix Mendelssohn

iNteresting isn't it.......
iF you could do this, why stop others from doing it?



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豬豬出糗記


Language01
古人說:
(tHey say:)

"Never judge a book by its cover"



Tuesday, July 24, 2007

24 jUly 芳姐 HAPPIE BIRTHDAY!!!!!

dAily mOckery

iT's ironic with you love it when it rains.....
yEt you can't stand how cold it gets in your office during a rainy day.....



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COLD~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!


Office01

爲什麽不調小?
因爲空調是由在這座建築物底層控制室超卓。 租客必須通過工作人員來調整空調.....不幸的是,我們辦公室的溫度調整器竟然都坏掉了......
於是......只有認.........
(yOu may ask why don't we just tune it down a little?
wEll, it's because all air-conditioning in the building is controlled by the control-room on the ground floor. Tenants can only make adjustments through the building staffs....uNfortunately, the Termal-controllers here at my office are all busted......
tHerefore.....there nothing much we could do.....)




Friday, July 20, 2007

20 jUly hOw mAny pEople wEre bOrn tOday?



dAily mOckery


wIth all the WTF-s and Toot-s i used, it's interesting that my blog was actually rated as:

Online Dating

Mingle2



Priceless~!!!!




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dRive fAster lah~~~




Kancilacc01
其實我看過這輛kancil. 之前他也是駕得很吊。 看到這情景之後,我心中‘活該’不知說了幾百次!
(i'Ve seen that Kancil before and that time he was driving like an arse already. wHen i saw what happened this morning, i must've thought 'serves you right!' a few hundred times!.)

實在啊! 這個交通圈,很常發生這類事情。 我也有經驗的啦~
(aCtually, it's not the first time something like this has happened at this round-about. i'Ve had my Share of experience as well~)
Roundabout_2
自從那次之後,我也學乖了。
(aFter that, i seem to always remember to slow down there.)

Friday, July 13, 2007


13 jUly yEt aNother dArk fRiday~~

dAily mOckery

tHe fUnny thing is that i still work so hard to even though i know not many read this blog.......

bUt you who read.
aRe the reason i carry-on.



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wHo's tHe cLown hEre!?

Clown01
*沒錯!是振動!因爲發抖的速度實在太快了!好厲害耶!!
(iNdeed! VIBRATE! cOuse he was trembling too fast to just be trembling alrady!!)

當時好像是超市開張,所以人潮很多。 我們是早上飛往詩巫,傍晚飛囘古晉。記得我們竟被超市的報導員介紹成外國來的小丑......
(i Think it was an opening event at that super market. wE flew to Sibu in the morning and back to Kuching in the evening. tHe D.J. at the supermarket actually introduced us to be from a foreign country.....)




Wednesday, July 11, 2007


11 jUly iNa sUmma~

dAily mOckery

"There should be no discrimination amongst ranks~!", said the President to his guests as he smacks his black maid around for spilling the coffee........



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4D aLso nOt sO cHun aH~!!!!



Monitor01

修理店的老闆告訴我若需要超過RM150來修理的話,他就不修了,因爲覺得不值得......結果,修理費竟是RM135.........
今晚又得將熒幕回去修......
tHe guy at the shop told me that if the price for repairs is above RM150, then he won't do the repairs course he thinks it's not worth it.... sO he charged me RM135 for the repairs.......
i'Ll need to send the monitor back to the shop again tonight......

Monday, July 09, 2007

9 jUly -eNgage eNemy-

Daily Mockery

dId anyone noticed that Bumblebee parked himself beside a dusty-old-yellow Vox Wagen in the Transformers movie?

iT kinda makes it look like they're trying to imply something there......




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tRansformers: oPtical iLlussion~~!

Transformers04
dOn't laugh!
yOu've also done it before~!!!

Saturday, July 07, 2007


7 jUly 2007 = 07.07.07 = jAckPot~

Daily Mockery

mY Bro commented that if Hot Rod were to be put into the Transformers sequel, he'd most probably be a Chevy Corvette........

oH gOsh.......pOor Hot Rod.........such a down-grade.......




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Nissan Sunny! Transform~!!!!



Transformers03

yEs i'm still suffering from Post-Transformers Syndrome...........
aNd loving every minute of it....




Thursday, July 05, 2007

5 jUly, tHe dAy aFter Transformers....

Daily Mockery

yOu know what they say,
gOod CG and great sPecial eFfects usually mean.....
a Sucky script........

aNd they were rIght!
f-TOOOOT-! yOu Michael Bay! yOu s-TOOOOT-!
yOur name really should be read in HOKKIEN with your 'ch' pronounced as in 'Chair'!!



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pOst-tRansformers sYndrome....



Transformers02

i Still despise Michael Bay for changing the story so much. bUt the new designs for the Transformers are growing own me......
__________________
:::SPOILER WARNING:::

High-Lights of the movie for me:-
- wHen Optimus Prime Spoke and i we hear the familiar voice of Peter Cullen. (goosbumps~~~~)
- wHen Megatron said,"You've failed me once again, StarScream!" (>w< fAmous Line~)
- wHen all the Autobots were hiding from Sam's parents. (hillarious!!!)


dIssappointmets........:-
- StarScream did not sound like StarScream at all.......his voice should be annoying...
- tHe way Megatron died was...too....err........easy.........
- nEarly all the Decepticons were dead towards the end......




Wednesday, July 04, 2007


4 jUly aMerican iDependance dAy~

Daily Mockery

pOlitics and cOnspiracy are like bread and butter.....
tHey will only taste better together......



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hEad-sHot



Badminton03

Wednesday, June 27, 2007


27 jUne ......ca...c....cA...cAn't t....t.....tYpe......

Daily Mockery

sO far i've i head 3 versions of Avril's new song "Girlfriend"
tHere's there original English one......

aNd then there's the Mandarin one and the Japanese one......
i Can't help noticing the Mandarin/Japanese parts of the song sounded like they were cut and pasted into the song...........



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AKATSUKI~!?



Akatsuki01


其實,這好像不只發生一次......
(aCtually, i think this happened more than once.....)






Thursday, June 21, 2007


21 jUne oPtimus!!! nO~~~!!!!!!

Daily Mockery

fIrst they put up glass panels and call it our office.....
tHen the air-conditioning temperature is lowerred......


nOw it really feels like the Polar Bear Exhibition room........




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Optimus!? STD!?!



Transformers01
備註 (footnote):
>Convoy 就是 Optimus Prime (Convoy Is Optimus)
>STD:-
Sexually
Transmitted
Disease




Tuesday, June 19, 2007


19 jUne wAsh wAsh WASH THE......

Daily Mockery

wHen the said sent their messenger out along with a note 'Do not shoot the messenger', tHey got his head back with a note 'He wasn't shot, he was slashed up instead'.......




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iT's cAlling mE......mY pRecious.........



Mabig505

精靈武器系統是只有付費玩家才能享受的其中一個項目。 最近都因爲沒什麽多餘的錢,所以都沒有買瑪奇地夢想生活配套。 於是,亞斯藍大劍就被擺到一邊去集灰塵...... 這次,我打算在精靈實體化實行后從新讓亞斯藍出來透透風! 我實在很想看到他實體化那帥氣的模樣!!
(tHe weapon ego system is only something paying players can enjoy. lAtely i haven't any extra money thus didn't any of their paying kits. hEnce, my claymore of Azlan has been set aside, collecting dust in my inventory..... tHis time around, in the light of the weapon ego summoning skill, i plan to let Azlan out for some fresh air! i really want to see how cool he looks being summoned!)




Monday, June 18, 2007


18 jUne wAlking bAckwards??

Daily Mockery

wAlking backwards in life will only result in falling into the same holes you fell into before, hence getting injured in the same places as before.

tHe moral of it?
wAlk fOrward!
dU'uh~~~!!



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aNd tHen tHere wEre 3......



Puppies03

小小很喜歡把另一只我們叫‘呣呣’(因爲它實在長得很像牛!) 的小狗當作枕頭睡。 自從他被人家抱走之後,小小好像覺得少了什麽般......
(Small^2 loves to use another puppy we named "MooMoo" (because it really looked like a COW!) as a pillow. sInce they took him away, Small^2 has been feeling like she's missing something......)




Wednesday, June 13, 2007


13 jUne aNd i'Ve rEally gOtta pEe~~

Daily Mockery

wHen people say "You haven't changed one bit!" at a reunion, is it really a good thing?



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Yio Chia Hia? 18-SX Bah!



Carhump01
忽然記的第一次看到這貼紙時,司機竟然是位女性.....
也許她真的不會選擇貼紙......
又或者她真的是那麽大方的一個人?
(i Remember the first time i saw this bumper-sticker, it was a lady at the wheel...
eIther she really has bad taste in bumper-stickers.....
oR she really IS such an open person?)




Thursday, June 07, 2007

7 jUne sEems rAther fAmiliar......

Daily Mockery

A : "How many times have you made the wrong choice, only to have it turn around and bite you in the arse?"

B : "Why do you think my arse is covered with bandages........"



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pLumber pLumber, cAll tHe pLumber!



Mario01

(pLease play the K.O. theme for the last pic.....)




Friday, May 25, 2007


25 mAy iT's fRiday,bUt wOrk tOmorrow......

Daily Mockery

aCcording to popular belief, playing dead is the only thing you could when you meet a bear......

mOst of the time, it's true.....
tHe bear will eventually leave you along......
aFter he disfigure you with its claws that it.......



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tO tHe mOvies, wE gO



Movie01

當時我們就坐在戲院裏......
不是來看戯,難道我們是來聼歌啊!?
(wE were in the Cinema.....
iF we weren't here to see a Move, why would we be here!? tO listen to music!?)



Monday, May 14, 2007


14 mAy lAnslide........! ePs 22.....

Daily Mockery

hOw do you stop an Exploding man?
sHoot him! hE asked you to do it.....
tHis case, is called Peter Petrelli.

hOw do you stop TWO exploding MEN?
sHoot one, stab the other.....
tHis case is called Heroes......

yEs, i have an addiction......
i'M a Heroes Junkie......



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mAn hIts bAll, bAll aVanges.......



Badminton02

那天, 我終于明白了人人常說的那句 “打球?球打我就有啦~!”的真正意思.....
(tHat day, i finally understood the meaning of "me play ball? more like the ball'll play me")




Friday, May 11, 2007


11mAy or dIsmay?

Daily Mockery

hOw can you be sure that what we have proven with our science is the truth, and reality?

fOr all we know, our definition of Science was wrong in the first place!



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aNd nOw wE hAve 13!?



Puppies02

雞婆是吵吵的母親。 她拐走小狗的理由可能是怕吵吵不會照顧罷......
畢竟,吵吵是第一次當母親嘛......
(Kaypoh is Cha Cha's mother, by the way. tHe reason she snatched the puppy could be because she was worried that Cha Cha might not know what to do......
bEsides, this IS the first time Cha Cha became a mother after all..........)




Monday, May 07, 2007

sTory BEHIND Venom.....


nO, dear o' Peter didn't throw away the Venom Symbiot out of a guilty conscience......
hEre's what truely happened......



nO wonder he was so very eager to get rid of such power.

LINK to where this came from

Thursday, May 03, 2007


3 mAy aLready??

Daily Mockery

GaL:"Who will you save first if your buddy and I fell into the water?"

Guy:"I'll jump into the water..."

GaL:"And?"

Guy:"And we can all drown together, coz you know i got no limbS, you SCHMACK!"

Moral of the story.....
cHoose your 'what-if' questions wisely......



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lAbourday.......rIght........



Labourday01
tHe sTreamyx connection has been down since 30th April......
fOr some reasons, it always seem to get like this before some major holiday......




Wednesday, April 25, 2007


25 aPril cHicken pIe pLease~~~

Daily Mockery

"How do you sleep at night knowing that what you do has caused others their lives!?"

"Sleep? Never heard of it."

"......"




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tHe 9......aNd mOre????



Puppies01
sO far, we've had several bookings already...... i Think it's because our dogs are known for their intelligence (tHey talk, tHey know Teochew/Hakka/SingHua foul language, tHey're great snake killers, etc.....).

Friday, April 20, 2007

20 aPril fRiday~ FRidaY~~ FRIDAY~~~!!!!

Daily Mockery


tHe funniest fact in life for most people these days, is that we spend our whole lives trying to be somebody else, that in the end, we forget who we're suppose to be.......



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完美的星期五?


Friday03

當然,也有例外的時候......
那,
當然是在月尾咯~!!!!




Thursday, April 19, 2007


19 aPril nO cAr, nO cAr......

Daily Mockery

i Followed my parents' ride home yesterday, since my car had just been sent to the shop.

wAs messeging Rita to inform her that we were on our way to pick her up.
hEre an extract of our SMS conversation......

"Eh. How come at my brand thnk 530 then i toe out five fifty."

.......i Never knew she had a Brand....
mOreover, i never new we could use Brands to think.......



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tEst yOur cOurage.......你敢嗎?


Accident02>

記得曾經說過她剛學會開車時,在機場路曾因爲被人超前而感到不爽。 結果跟他拼了! 還拼贏了呢! ( = A = )"
我想像,如果年輕的她活在今天,或許是Bako*女王呢!.......

(i Remember Mom telling us about how when she just obtained her driver's liscense, got pissed when some dude overtook her on the Airport road. She raced him and won! wHich got me thinking, if her young self were living in the present, she might just be the Queen of Bako*!)

*Bako road is famous for illegal racing......

Tuesday, April 17, 2007


17 aPril nOt aNother oNe....

Daily Mockery

"HAHAHAHA!!! SERVES THEM RIGHT!"

"GOOD! THEY DESERVE IT!!!"
...........

iT's amazing how we would comment on a situation, eventhough something horrible had just happened, just beccause we dislike the subject......

hUmans.......


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32 wEre killed, sHot......



Virginiatech01

tHe article


rEad on and you will see this

A White House spokesman said
President Bush was horrified by the rampage and offered his prayers to the victims and the people of Virginia. "The president believes that there is a right for people to bear arms, but that all laws must be followed," spokeswoman Dana Perino said

32 Innocent students had just been killed and all they could say is this. iT's no doubt little bUshy was raised a Texan........




Monday, April 16, 2007



16 aPril hAppIE 24TH 豬豬~~~!!!!

Daily Mockery

sOme people just hv nothing better to do....

sOme punk tried to pull a prank call on me last week. wHat's funny was that this dude was using his cell-phone to do it.

kNow what you do in this situation? jUst pick up the phone and leave it there. rEmember their the ones paying for the call anyway.

eVentually they'll run out of credit.



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fAt!?!?!?



Fat01

還是覺得下個星期開始好.....
還是明年?
(wOuld be better to start next week......oR maybe next year?)




Thursday, April 12, 2007


12 aPril lUck mY fReaking aRse!

Daily Mockery

aNger and rAge? wHat's the difference?

aNger is when you get pissed-off and you know why you are angry....

rAge, means you jump the guy, smack his face into a pulp, break his glasses, stomp on his balls, cut his tie and rip his heart out......
oNly to remember later that all he did was say "Dude! WASSAAAAAAAAP~~~!".......



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yOu lOok aT the bAck! nO nEed lOok iN fRont!?



Accident01
[1] AND YET THEY SAY THOSE BORN IN THE YEAR OF THE DOG ARE LUCKY THIS YEAR!


還好那個人願意賠償......
(tHe good thing is the guy agreed to pay for repairs.....)
只是,還得等到下個星期二......
(tHe bad thing is that i need to wait till next tUesday to get it fixed.....)




Monday, April 09, 2007


9 aPril oKui oKui~

Daily Mockery

lIfe is like playing Tag and Hide and Seek....

fIrst you Run from your Past.....
tHen you Hide from your Future......




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TMNT....HUH??



Tmnt01



其實,那是我的兒時玩伴也都那樣玩的......
(aCtually, i had a few buddies doing the same thing then.....)
只是我比較投入而已......
(jUst that, i was the one more into it.....)




Thursday, April 05, 2007

jUst sOmething interesting.....


Want one? Go to www.geocities.com/testiflash

Wednesday, April 04, 2007



4 aPril dOuble sTraffing~!!

Daily Mockery


Mabinogi, the online game that i'm currently playing....is really a strange game.....in many ways.....

fOr intance, in many online games/games/stories/anime/manga, Elves are depicted as a tribe living deep in the woods, on trees.... a Tribe connected to all forms of nature and has high magical powers.....

Mabinogi decided to go controversial and make their Elves live in the desert..... surrounded by sand........ wHat's more, is that most of these Desert Elves are Legolas followers, trained in the way of the Bow and arrow......

i Think it's only a matter of time before they start singing "They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard".......



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BADminton........


hEre's a scenario of what happened yesterday at my badminton session.....
Badminton01

i Guess learnt the hard-way about the consequences of not doing proper warm up exercises before a game.....

oUch! mY back........





Daily Mockery



naruto
Which Naruto Character Are You?
Test by naruto - kun.com


wEll, i took the test and this is what i got back. ^w^
i, Am Naruto.... X3

Tuesday, April 03, 2007


3 aPril sHow mE eM eLves~!!!!!!

Daily Mockery

hEre's what's really funny.
mE cracking my head to think about what to put in my blog....
eVenthough i know that only a hand-full of people actually come here and read.

bUt i guess tHat's worth wild enough for me.



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eLevators......



vEry often i wonder what's happening to our little town of Kuching. tHis little town used to be a place where people are polite and generous to each other.

bUt recently, things has changed quite a bit......

Elevator01

eVerytime the elevator doors open, people will just RUSH at you like a herd of thirsty cows to water. nO one stops to let the people inside the elevator exit first anymore, as if in doing so is a sign of weakness in the eyes of others......


tHis is really sad......




Monday, April 02, 2007


2 aPril of pErils~!!!!

Daily Mockery

hAve you ever called the sTreamyx help line before?
aPparently, all these 'helpers' know is to tell customers to unplug phone lines, wires, then plug them all in again and restart modems.

aSk them some more specific and techinical questions and you'd a hear a series of "i donno"-s and "wE're not sure"-s.....

i Mean seriously.....
wHat's the use of having a TECHNICAL help-line when all the people you hire to 'HELP' knows SQUAT........



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倒數一天......



Almost02
結果, 原本計劃好的星期五、六、日晚上都泡湯......
本來還要與在美國的老哥上網的,結果......
。。。。。。
剛接到家裏打來的電話,說綫已經結上了......現在才結上,不如等多十年啊!?




Friday, March 30, 2007

30 mArch fInally~~~~~

Daily Mockery

Hiro Nakamura is a character from Heroes who has the ability to bend time and space, therefore letting him travel through time and teleport. iN the first episode, he managed to telepor to New York City's Times Square.

hEre's what might have happened in another reality.......
Hiro01
...hEroes (hIro's) no more........



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等待......等待......



Almost01
快到了......
快了......

Friday, March 23, 2007

23 March dOn't dUn Dunno~~~

Daily Mockery

wHat do you get when you cross a Zebra with a road??











rOadkill........
wHat? yOu were expecting a zebra crossing??? gEt real~



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dE-oDor-wAt?



i Know many people who either don't have the time or don't have the habbit of taking baths. tHings can get really, how should i put it, "chanllenging" for the nose after a hot day's work.


i Guess that's y some dude invented the perfume and deodorant.....


sCent is actually one of nature's gift/curse to all living creatures. fLowers use it to attract insects and animals, which eventually leads to reproduction. tHis is a fact that isn't so much different for animals.


iN case you've lost you sense of smell or just plain couldn't care less about it, everyone has an individual ordor. iT serves as a kind of identity for us all. tHough being the 'advance' creatures that we are, we've given up smelling each other's butts to identify each other..... hEck, we've even invented chemicals to remove/cover-up our own odor......


fOr many these days, deodorant and perfumes has become an essential part of their lives. eVery morning/afternoon/evening/night they'd apply some to themselves just so that they feel more secure about themselves.....
Smell01
sOme even use it to attract more attention to themselves....


fOr me, i wonder if it's cause i was born the year of the Dog...... aS i have a sensitive nose.....
Smell02_1

pErfume to me, is like poisonous gas... iT makes my nose clog-up; my eyes well-up; and even pop a few blood-vessels in my eye......mAybe....


sOmething that often happens to me on my way to work having to share an elevator with someone with nearly a WHOLE BOTTLE of perfume/deodorant on.....
Smell03
tHe isolation..... tHe torture...... bLackout.............


i'Ve always liked the original scent of women.
iT's natural.
iT's individual.
iT's attractive.
iT's You.
aNd i hardly think it'll kill anyone if you stuff it up someone's nose.....i Think.....




Thursday, December 28, 2006


28 dEcember nO bIrds iN hAnd wHat-so-eVer...

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26 dEcember 2004.....
a Tsunami hit several areas of Asia (mostly in Indonesia....) and killed nearly a quater of a million people.....

pEople called it the wrath of God.....
i Think it was because Christians were not allowed to celebrate Christmas in town so a bunch of them celebrated it outside, hence were mostly saved from the tragedy...

tWo years later.....
26 dEcember 2006.....
aN earthquake at the magnitude of 7.1 shook-up off the coast of Taiwan. Taiwan was hit, 2 died, 2 Undersea communication cables snapped...... iNternet connections around South East Asia with the world went out.....

wOnder if anyone's going to make it into a sign stating that God is trying to tell us to stay away from the internet......



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yEt aNother dAy..... wIthout cOnnection......



wEll, for everyone using our, so-called, broadband (namely sTreamyx), it certainly is a familiar feeling to switch on your computer and router only to find that the connection is down, or just being a biatch...... iT's happened so often, it's become what its famous for.....


wEll, at least on a good day, it's better than dail-up, so i wouldn't complain..... much.....


eVerything seemed normal Tuesday night, 26 dEcember, and i was still galloping away on my hourse in Mabinogi with Rita, roaming around the new continent, searching for burried treasure and getting my horse killed over curiosity..... wEll, it was a new place, with new monsters.... hOw was i to know something that small could have so much juice in it to kick a horse's arse..... wOrse thing was, it was a hairy wild pig not more than half the size of my horse......


tHe night went, and mOrning came and as usual, came the routine of waking up for work. aT my desk i arrived, only to find the internet connection being a biatch....


MSN messanger literally refused to sign in....
fIrefox was loading only peanuts....
bTcomet just stood there looking useless.... bUt that's just normal since telekom re-allocated the bandwidth....


tOok nearly all morning to find out that most places around Kuching...
aNd another few more hours to find out that the whole Malaysia was affected....
tOok another 2 or 3 more hours to receive the news that it was caused by an off-shore earthquake in Taiwan.....


wHich in-turn translate into a connection-less day at work........


ARGHHHHH~~~SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i Guess i've really gotten too used to having broadband connection almost everyday......




Tuesday, December 19, 2006


19 dEcember Christmas iS nExt wEek!

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eVery year, around the time October waltz around, life becomes a living hell.....

tHe air is cursed by the unholy stench of the cursed fruit.....
a Stench that could knock someone out......
a Cursed fruit only those addicted would love......

tHus every October.....marks the annual dawn of.....

dUrian season.........



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rEminiscence oF a sNake......



iT was sometime at the dawn age of a mighty ruler of game console, the Playstation 2. aS games were slowly spouting out one by one, came a sequal to a game which made its way into the hearts of many gamers whence it was was released on the previous console ruler, the PS.....

Mgsii
tHis was a game that allowed you to play hide and seek and tag at the same time....
tHis was a game where you can lock an unconscious guy in a locker.....
tHis was a game that allowed you to lock yourself in a locker......
tHis was a game that let let you fool you enemies with a toy soldier + a touch light...
tHis was a game that you could shoot someone continuously in the head/arse/crotch with a traquilizer gun early in the game.....


tHis was also a game that allowed you to do this.....

Mgsbox
cOsplay as a box......


tHe game swept through the gaming world like a tsunami. bOth the enhanced graphics and improved gameplay caused quite a commotion back when it was first released......


sOme fans even went the the extent of making a real-life parody of it.....


i'Ve played it.....though didn't finish it.....yEt.....
bUt it was enough for it to leave its mark in my head......even till today....


lAst week, the family went out and bought a new washing machine. aNd of course, with the machine, came the box.....

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aNd along with the box, came.....

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instant fun......




Friday, December 15, 2006

15 dEcember wAck tHe wEasle

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i Had a rhyme i wanted to write here earlier,
tHought i'd remember as my mind was still clear.
sO i got clicking just over here...
oNly to realize my greatest fear......

gReat.....i'Ve forgotten what i initially wanted to write.....



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nOses iN sOmeone eLse's bEef....



nO it's not what you think.....


hAve you ever played this game as when you were younger? yOu form a line then the first gut whispers something to the second guy, and the message is passed down the line and the last person in the line calls out the message he'd been told. tHe group with the message closest to the original, wins.


if you've played this game before, yo'll know how comedic the final message could become. iMagine

"To be, or not to be?"

could actually end up as

"A bee had just stung me!"


yOu be the judge.....


i Don't know what got people playing this game in the first place, but to me, it's an experiment of human nature.


eVer so often, someone is told a rumour, and the rumour then spreads to a ten, and the ten spreads to a hundred (AKA the mandarin idiom '一傳十,十傳百').


aNd as if spreading rumours, which often doesn't even have a single spec of solid proof of truth, people tend to spice up the story, adding in their own versions and 'enhencements' to it. i Guess it's just in the human genes to take something, modify it and then send it out again.....


wHether if it's just a harmless joke or a story to defame someone, the one under the spot-light is often put through much interrogation and shame.


iT maybe fun and useful in making conversation to share the rumours about a certain someone with a bunch of friends, but have you ever thought about the consequences of it all? sOmeone you know for years might be get defamed over the things you say and the little 'enhancement' you added just to spice up the story.


fRiends could turn into enemies......
fAmilies could fall apart......
cOmpanies could go bankrupt.......
jUst because someone decided to spice up the rumour he/she heard, and spread it to another...


dIctionary.com has the following description of the word 'rumour'( or rumor in American):
- a story or statement in general circulation without confirmation or certainty as to fact
- gossip;hearsay


iN lay-man's terms, there's is no proof of whether the story is true or not.....


sEeing so many cases of this happening around me, and even being put under the spotlight several times, got me wondering why people can't just shut up about things that they don't even have proof to.


aRe people in Kuching really That bored?!


tHat they need to make up stupid rumours about their Friends and spread it around just to make their like more entertaining???


lIke here you have
"WOW! did u hear about X and Y getting together??"
"OMigosh! i Heard someone saw them holding hands!"
"WA~~ nO, A said they kissed passionately in Water-front!"
"ISSIT!?!?! i heard from B they Y stayed over at X's house ah!"
"WALAU!!!! They are up to that Extent liaw ah! Must be doing it ah!!!"


i Mean WTF!?


aRE you really that BORED???
sO Korean drama don't hit the spot anymore!?
aLl the information and things to do on the internet is not IN anymore????
tHat you have to go and pry into other people's business and spice up their life by 'enhancing' and 'modifying' it into a stupid rumours with flying pigs???


dUde! yOu really need a H-O-B-B-I-E! hOw about Bungy jumping? wIth any luck, the rope would snap and, MAN! that'll be very exciting for all of us to talk about!




Wednesday, December 13, 2006


13 dEcember 2 dRops of cHocolate~

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iT's funny how people can be selfish as to be naive about it.
iN other words, they don't even know they are being selfish at all......

sTrange?
bUt it's actually more common than anyone think.....



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sOmethings cHange, sOmethings dOn't......



sKipped work and ran off to hAd to send some brochures to 一中 (Chung Hua Middle School No.1) just now. i'd always get a sentimental feeling when i go back to my old school. eSpecially 一中, since i practically 'grew' (intended without the 'up')there.


a Lot has changed since i left 6 years ago. iT almost seemed like another school now.


aFter handing over the brochures to 楊月玲老師 (the counselling teacher), i decided to take a short stroll around the familiar surroundings and take a few pictures....

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aPparently, they've built a bronze statue over the two outdoor badminton courts and rennovated the 2 lily-ponds. tRy to imagin how the statue and the ponds would look from the building behind it.......


aS i strolled along, i met a few of my teachers and had some small talk with them. oFten , i am rather terrified about speaking to them (i don't know why either....), but today, i get a warm feeling when i see that they are all still fine.


wHat stroll would be complete if i didn't re-visit my old favourite spots.

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tHe old tree is still standing tall and mighty. tHough i must say, the leaves used to be alot more lush green. tHink it's also getting bald with old age.


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tHe school assembly hall seems wider without the stacked-up green plastic chairs. mEmories of working backstage during the annual talent nights still linger in my mind. i couldn't help noticing that the 2 對聯 beside the stage are gone though.......


aNd lastly, the stroll took me to one of my most frequent places back when i was just a high-school student.....

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tHe Long-house (toilet)..... tHey kept the style and structure, but they got rid of the holes......

Tuesday, December 12, 2006


12 dEcember bAck to wOrk....

Daily Mockery

i'Ve been pushing myself to go out and get a haircut over the weekends....
iN the end, i chicken-ed out.....

gUess i was afraid that i'll end up with a coconut over my head....again......



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wEekend + 2 dAys lEave = lAzy tUesday...



sO much could happen in 4 days.
i Had 2 days left in my annual leave, and considering the fact that no admin staff are permitted to apply for leave in the last 2 weeks of December due to the January intake, i took last Friday and yesterday off. wHich meant my weekend began early and i still had the chance to lie in bed till 10am even though it was Monday.


nEat huh!?


4 days seems like such a short time. bUt looking back, so much could happen in such a sort period of time....


fIrst of all, my 'holliday' didn't have a 'flowers and butterfly, bees and honey' begining to it..... i Was at an education roadshow until 7pm last Thursday. wHen we finally packed up everything to go home, it was almost 730pm, and i was sweaty, cold and my face was numb after all that smiling.....


aS glad as i was that the whole ordeal was over and a long holiday laid waiting, the drive home seemed as normal as any other drive home. hOw was i to know that....
uPon reaching my lorong, a 'Ninja Turtle' reversed and Rammed into my Nissan Sunny.... 1 Smashed head-light + a Dent in my head-light socket area.


lUckily the guy agreed to pay for all my repairs and introduced me to his mechanic...


mY car had to be sent into the shop for 2 days..... i Got my car back on Saturday though... tHink i'll post of pictures of the damage and repairs soon....


oN a lighter note, Rita and i decided to put together her old CPU with my old monitor to set-up another PC. nOw, initially we wanted to get a video output card for it so that we could watch Real Media Player files in my room. bUt doing so would mean....spending extra cash......cash which we don't have since we got our dream phone.....


sO i had the crazy idea of putting my old monitor (which had been taking up space and collecting dust in my brother's deserted room) and Rita's old Pentium 3 (which had been left untouched in a corner of my kitchen) to use. aT that point i wasn't even sure if the monitor could still run. aFter 1 format, 1 series of driver/program instalation and a trip to the nearby hardware store for am extension cord and some speakers, the system was ready. nExt came moving my PS games to make room for monitor..... i Think i'm still coughing out dust bunnies..... aFter extensive wiping and a battle alongside my trusty side-kick, the vacumn cleaner, the stage was set and the computer is now proudly sitting next to my tv. nOw i have a computer in my room..... gOsh i feel even more like an OTAKU than i did before.... yOu's think the same thing if you saw the picture i took of side of the wall in my room....


wHat else happened? wEll, just found out a friend of mine studying abroad had just broken-up with his girlfriend over the weekends. dOn't be too Sad, dude. bEtter days will come.


oH, the Weather was awesome, we had a storm almost every night. oNe night it almost seemed that we were about to hae a flood. wAter even over-flowed into the kitchen washroom from the drain in our yard.


wEll, guess good things must come to an end....sO ends my short holiday for the end of the year.....

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

6 dEcember hAppY bIrThdAy Bakyi!!!

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i'Ve just found out that my little USB Bluetooth gadget is called a Bluetooth Dongle....

dOngle, which means a piece of computer hardware provided with software.

wHich, coincidentially means....
a Long, stretchy....penis......
(reference, check number 6)



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i'Ve fInished iT!



i'Ve FFFF III!!!!!


FFFF???


Finally Finished Final Fantasy III....


......


i Know, i know, it's a lAme excuse of a joke......


eCk..........
aNd it is up to this point that i finally remembered that my Bluetooth....don...gle... dongle! iS not with me...... wHich means i am unable to upload the Final Final Fantasy 3 (i just had to do that...) save screen here...... aRGGGHHHH!!!!!






Friday, December 01, 2006

1 December nOw tHis iS iNteresting....



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i'Ve finally decided to register an account at Deviant Art.....

tHough, i'm still yet to post up any of my own drawings.....




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tHey sAy sHe wOke uP oN tHe wRong sIde of the pOol....



sOmething caugh my eye at yahoo this morning just at i was moving out there. tHe title read


"Killer Whale Scare at SeaWorld"


hEre's the lInk to the orginal article.


aPparently, this Orca (a.k.a. Killer-Whale), pulled its trainer into the water, not once, but twice during their show. sHow, as in having them, both trainers and Orcas, leaping around in all directions like a nervous Chiwawa on ecstasy and getting audiences wet.


fRom the article, experts explained that this kind of behavior was not unheard of as Orcas would sometimes behave differently according to their mood and health....


tHe article also points out that this incident happened when they were about to do the orcajumpupundertrainerandtrainerjumpofforcanose trick. iNstead of leaping up from under the trainer, it grabbed the trainer by the foot and dragged him under...


hOnestly speaking, i really don't blame the Orca. lEt's analyse shall we?


yOu are taken from the your natural home, a place where the horizon is the limit, fill with fresh, lively fish, surrounded by your family and friends and then put into a tiny water tank, fed dead fish everyday, forced to swim in you own shit, put on display and for millions of small, monkey-like creatures to see, then forced to learn stupid, pointless, degrading tricks, fed more dead fish, forced to perform those stupid, pointless, degrading tricks in front of millions of those small, monkey-like creatures several times a day, more dead fish.........


rIght.... iS there any wonder why this Orca went off the edge at all? sEriously, if i were the one in that situation, i would have ran my face against the aquarium wall till my head cracked and i die.....


aNd as if all that wasn't enough, they had to go and do this:


"Kasatka made headlines in 2001 when she became the first killer whale to successfully give birth in captivity after being artificially inseminated."


yEs, they got you pregnant, without your consent. aNd it's nothing like they set you up on a blind date with a hunky, Legolas like Orca, and you two fall in love and have babies. nO~ tHey get you Loaded then inject sperm from an unknow source! nExt thing you know, you're carrying QuasimotoKillerWhale's babie, without even having the chance to experience the sacred ritual of sex!


wAit, doesn't that sound like the thing we humans call....Rape?? iSn't that illegal in most parts of the world??


aNd to think the 'experts' over at Sea World are puzzled over what could've caused this kind of behavior..... rIght.... experts they say......