13 aNd tHe dArk kNight tOnight

dAily mOckery

'打算在今年結婚的教友，必須在至少六個月前參加在聖若瑟堂區中心舉行的烘前輔導課程.........'
(cOuples planning to get married this year should join the 'pre-baking' course at least six months before date......)

這是我在主日彌撒時的堂區報告裏聽到的.......原來教會把即將結婚的人都當成麵包叻......
(tHis is what i heard in the mandarin church notices announcement during Sunday mass........aPparently, the church has made couples that are getting married into bread........)

nOte: 烘 is pronounced 'HOONG' in mandarin and means to bake, wHereas 婚 is pronounced 'HOON', which means to wed.

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gReen gReen gRass of......

縂覺得有點像小時候做的‘綠豆’試驗......
(rEminds me of the 'green beans' experiment i did as a kid......)

13 jUne aNd i'Ve rEally gOtta pEe~~

Daily Mockery

wHen people say "You haven't changed one bit!" at a reunion, is it really a good thing?

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Yio Chia Hia? 18-SX Bah!

忽然記的第一次看到這貼紙時，司機竟然是位女性.....
也許她真的不會選擇貼紙......
又或者她真的是那麽大方的一個人？
(i Remember the first time i saw this bumper-sticker, it was a lady at the wheel...
eIther she really has bad taste in bumper-stickers.....
oR she really IS such an open person?)