Daily Mockery
sO far i've i head 3 versions of Avril's new song "Girlfriend"
tHere's there original English one......
aNd then there's the Mandarin one and the Japanese one......
i Can't help noticing the Mandarin/Japanese parts of the song sounded like they were cut and pasted into the song...........
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AKATSUKI~!?
其實，這好像不只發生一次......
(aCtually, i think this happened more than once.....)
Daily Mockery
fIrst they put up glass panels and call it our office.....
tHen the air-conditioning temperature is lowerred......
nOw it really feels like the Polar Bear Exhibition room........
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Optimus!? STD!?!
備註 (footnote)：
>Convoy 就是 Optimus Prime (Convoy Is Optimus)
>STD:-
Sexually
Transmitted
Disease
Daily Mockery
wHen the said sent their messenger out along with a note 'Do not shoot the messenger', tHey got his head back with a note 'He wasn't shot, he was slashed up instead'.......
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iT's cAlling mE......mY pRecious.........
精靈武器系統是只有付費玩家才能享受的其中一個項目。 最近都因爲沒什麽多餘的錢，所以都沒有買瑪奇地夢想生活配套。 於是，亞斯藍大劍就被擺到一邊去集灰塵...... 這次，我打算在精靈實體化實行后從新讓亞斯藍出來透透風! 我實在很想看到他實體化那帥氣的模樣！！
(tHe weapon ego system is only something paying players can enjoy. lAtely i haven't any extra money thus didn't any of their paying kits. hEnce, my claymore of Azlan has been set aside, collecting dust in my inventory..... tHis time around, in the light of the weapon ego summoning skill, i plan to let Azlan out for some fresh air! i really want to see how cool he looks being summoned!)
Daily Mockery
wAlking backwards in life will only result in falling into the same holes you fell into before, hence getting injured in the same places as before.
tHe moral of it?
wAlk fOrward!
dU'uh~~~!!
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aNd tHen tHere wEre 3......
小小很喜歡把另一只我們叫‘呣呣’(因爲它實在長得很像牛！) 的小狗當作枕頭睡。 自從他被人家抱走之後，小小好像覺得少了什麽般......
(Small^2 loves to use another puppy we named "MooMoo" (because it really looked like a COW!) as a pillow. sInce they took him away, Small^2 has been feeling like she's missing something......)
Daily Mockery
wHen people say "You haven't changed one bit!" at a reunion, is it really a good thing?
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Yio Chia Hia? 18-SX Bah!
忽然記的第一次看到這貼紙時，司機竟然是位女性.....
也許她真的不會選擇貼紙......
又或者她真的是那麽大方的一個人？
(i Remember the first time i saw this bumper-sticker, it was a lady at the wheel...
eIther she really has bad taste in bumper-stickers.....
oR she really IS such an open person?)
Daily Mockery
A : "How many times have you made the wrong choice, only to have it turn around and bite you in the arse?"
B : "Why do you think my arse is covered with bandages........"
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pLumber pLumber, cAll tHe pLumber!
(pLease play the K.O. theme for the last pic.....)
