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"How do you sleep at night knowing that what you do has caused others their lives!?"
"Sleep? Never heard of it."
"......"
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tHe 9......aNd mOre????
sO far, we've had several bookings already...... i Think it's because our dogs are known for their intelligence (tHey talk, tHey know Teochew/Hakka/SingHua foul language, tHey're great snake killers, etc.....).
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i Followed my parents' ride home yesterday, since my car had just been sent to the shop.
wAs messeging Rita to inform her that we were on our way to pick her up.
hEre an extract of our SMS conversation......
"Eh. How come at my brand thnk 530 then i toe out five fifty."
.......i Never knew she had a Brand....
mOreover, i never new we could use Brands to think.......
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tEst yOur cOurage.......你敢嗎？
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記得曾經說過她剛學會開車時，在機場路曾因爲被人超前而感到不爽。 結果跟他拼了！ 還拼贏了呢！ ( = A = )"
我想像，如果年輕的她活在今天，或許是Bako*女王呢！.......
(i Remember Mom telling us about how when she just obtained her driver's liscense, got pissed when some dude overtook her on the Airport road. She raced him and won! wHich got me thinking, if her young self were living in the present, she might just be the Queen of Bako*!)
*Bako road is famous for illegal racing......
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"HAHAHAHA!!! SERVES THEM RIGHT!"
"GOOD! THEY DESERVE IT!!!"
...........
iT's amazing how we would comment on a situation, eventhough something horrible had just happened, just beccause we dislike the subject......
hUmans.......
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32 wEre killed, sHot......
rEad on and you will see this
A White House spokesman said
President Bush was horrified by the rampage and offered his prayers to the victims and the people of Virginia. "The president believes that there is a right for people to bear arms, but that all laws must be followed," spokeswoman Dana Perino said
32 Innocent students had just been killed and all they could say is this. iT's no doubt little bUshy was raised a Texan........
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sOme people just hv nothing better to do....
sOme punk tried to pull a prank call on me last week. wHat's funny was that this dude was using his cell-phone to do it.
kNow what you do in this situation? jUst pick up the phone and leave it there. rEmember their the ones paying for the call anyway.
eVentually they'll run out of credit.
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fAt!?!?!?
還是覺得下個星期開始好.....
還是明年？
(wOuld be better to start next week......oR maybe next year?)
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aNger and rAge? wHat's the difference?
aNger is when you get pissed-off and you know why you are angry....
rAge, means you jump the guy, smack his face into a pulp, break his glasses, stomp on his balls, cut his tie and rip his heart out......
oNly to remember later that all he did was say "Dude! WASSAAAAAAAAP~~~!".......
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yOu lOok aT the bAck! nO nEed lOok iN fRont!?
[1] AND YET THEY SAY THOSE BORN IN THE YEAR OF THE DOG ARE LUCKY THIS YEAR!
還好那個人願意賠償......
(tHe good thing is the guy agreed to pay for repairs.....)
只是，還得等到下個星期二......
(tHe bad thing is that i need to wait till next tUesday to get it fixed.....)
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lIfe is like playing Tag and Hide and Seek....
fIrst you Run from your Past.....
tHen you Hide from your Future......
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TMNT....HUH??
其實，那是我的兒時玩伴也都那樣玩的......
(aCtually, i had a few buddies doing the same thing then.....)
只是我比較投入而已......
(jUst that, i was the one more into it.....)
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Mabinogi, the online game that i'm currently playing....is really a strange game.....in many ways.....
fOr intance, in many online games/games/stories/anime/manga, Elves are depicted as a tribe living deep in the woods, on trees.... a Tribe connected to all forms of nature and has high magical powers.....
Mabinogi decided to go controversial and make their Elves live in the desert..... surrounded by sand........ wHat's more, is that most of these Desert Elves are Legolas followers, trained in the way of the Bow and arrow......
i Think it's only a matter of time before they start singing "They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard".......
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BADminton........
hEre's a scenario of what happened yesterday at my badminton session.....
i Guess learnt the hard-way about the consequences of not doing proper warm up exercises before a game.....
oUch! mY back........
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hEre's what's really funny.
mE cracking my head to think about what to put in my blog....
eVenthough i know that only a hand-full of people actually come here and read.
bUt i guess tHat's worth wild enough for me.
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eLevators......
vEry often i wonder what's happening to our little town of Kuching. tHis little town used to be a place where people are polite and generous to each other.
bUt recently, things has changed quite a bit......
eVerytime the elevator doors open, people will just RUSH at you like a herd of thirsty cows to water. nO one stops to let the people inside the elevator exit first anymore, as if in doing so is a sign of weakness in the eyes of others......
tHis is really sad......
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hAve you ever called the sTreamyx help line before?
aPparently, all these 'helpers' know is to tell customers to unplug phone lines, wires, then plug them all in again and restart modems.
aSk them some more specific and techinical questions and you'd a hear a series of "i donno"-s and "wE're not sure"-s.....
i Mean seriously.....
wHat's the use of having a TECHNICAL help-line when all the people you hire to 'HELP' knows SQUAT........
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倒數一天......
結果, 原本計劃好的星期五、六、日晚上都泡湯......
本來還要與在美國的老哥上網的，結果......
。。。。。。
剛接到家裏打來的電話，說綫已經結上了......現在才結上，不如等多十年啊！？
